Don’t ever look into a person’s face in the dark. Your imagination does these weird things and all of a sudden that person’s face becomes grotesquely distorted and ghastly.
Oh my god it’s so true! My brother and I used to play that game before bed. … I didn’t sleep much as a child
so i watched Up today, the beginning sequence reminded me so much of my grandparents that i almost cried.my grandma was so much like ellie and my grandpa like carl that i just couldnt help it. i miss them both so much the world seems emptier and dimmer without them.
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it